Bloomberg Body Slam!
It’s got to be rough thinking you could pull out your wallet, make a couple of cute ads, put on a smile and run for president only to find out that those you are running against are willing to barbecue your ass to beat you. Ms. Elizabeth Warren demonstrated her barbecuing skills during the last presidential debate in a way that will never be forgotten. It was a world star worthy performance leaving Mr. Bloomberg looking like the perfect rotisserie chicken on national television.
It was worse than Cowboy vs the Infamous One. It was worse than Fury vs Wilder. It was a Mike Tyson level knock out destroying any chance Bloomberg had of ever being elected to anything ever again. I felt sorry for him. Someone should have called a medic. He should have left the stage in a body cast. It was borderline defamation of character except for one thing. Bloomberg never denied any of Senator Warren’s allegations. “Fat broads” and “Dog face lesbians”! Damn, for real? Looks like Senator Warren stopped and frisked your ass Mr. Bloomberg! If I were you, I’d go back to New York, get me one of those Coney Island hot dogs, a cold drink, a neck brace and an ice pack.
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