Next Stop, Coronavirus Panic and Paranoia...

Is it me or has anyone else noticed that Ms. Sarah Palin has some sort of identity problem. I think once upon a time she was the Governor of Alaska. I’m not sure how in the hell this happened but apparently it did. Even crazier is the fact that this woman almost became Vice President of the United States... Now that is scarier than having the Coronavirus. Why you might ask. Well, let’s review the list.

Ms. Palin once said she could keep watch on the Russians from her home. Huh, wtf is she talking about. I think when she said this, marijuana was not legal in Alaska. I have to ask myself, what was she thinking? This would only be eclipsed by her wild animal shooting spree from a helicopter. Ah, what did she do. I’m not going to lie. It seemed hard core at first but when you put I don’t know where Alaska is in front of I have a gun and I’m gonna shoot this wolf from a helicopter it doesn’t sound so good.... But wait, we’ve got one more trick to pull. How about we show up on a variety show dressed up like a goof ball and start dancing and rapping to Baby Got Back. Say what? Yeah folks, she did that. Oh, I know what you’re thinking. It’s just fun. It’s entertainment. I’m sorry folks, I don’t get it. This lady was almost the second most powerful person on planet earth and now she shaking her butt to Baby Got Back on nation TV for our entertainment? Nah, I think she needs help. So I’m gonna give it to her.

Would someone please pay Ms Palin some attention so she doesn’t have to get on stage dancing again? Could someone please take Ms Palin to an arcade so she can shoot at non living critters. Could someone please take Ms. Palin to google maps and show her... now this here is Alaska where you live... and this here is Russia where Mr. Putin lives. We sho love you Ms. Palin... Now stop acting up and go home.